Italy vs Austria
Italy 2. Austria 1. Stalemate through the 90’ until IT got the job done in ET. The Azzurri don’t get nervous, but they were starting to get a bit shaky. Austria holding their strongest resistance since 1938 but it fell through once again. Serie A’s Euro takeover reaches new heights. Chiesa with the opener and […]
France vs Portugal
France 2 – 2 Portugal. And breathe. Group F and the F stands for Fugazi. Rollercoaster antics throughout the 90 minutes. CR7 penning on the white like a ghostwriter and writing history whilst he’s at it. 109. Ties the men’s record for most international goals of all time. 20. Breaks the record for most World […]
England vs Czech Republic
England 1. Czech Republic 0. Southgate shuffled the deck and his Jack rose to the top. They were screaming #FreeGrealish all week but it’s #FreeCoufal after JG had him in shackles for the night. Criminal tek. Him and Raz calling Czechmate with their linkup for the goal. Raheem Sterling becoming the first player to score England’s first two goals […]
Denmark vs Russia
Denmark 4. Russia 1. The Danes are through. 4 goals, 3 bangers. Pulling off miracles in red and white like Santa Claus. Everything against them, star player out, backs against the wall. Qualification for the knockout rounds secured. You can’t do nothing but respect it. The first team in European Championship to reach the knockout […]
Netherlands vs North Macedonia
Netherlands 3. North Macedonia 0. This Holland team is the truth. Don’t be blinded by the North Macedonian opposition, this statement win is just the cherry on top of a dominant group stage for De Boer’s men. 3 for 3 like Tuchel’s formation. 8 goals scored, 2 goals conceded. No Van Dijk, no problem. All […]
Italy vs Wales
Italy 1. Wales 0. This Italian pedigree is becoming more and more apparent after every outing. Our winners prediction is becoming more and more ingenious by the day. Let’s talk about this Italian side. Marco Veratti firing up his Xavi Hernandez preset with 5 key passes, 1 big chance created and 103 (yes, you read […]
Germany vs Portugal
Germany 4. Portugal 2. The Group of Death came to life. Cristiano doing what Cristiano does. Headed clearance in his own 18 and scores the opener 15 seconds later. Make that 53 goals in his last 54 international games. 36-years-old, if you hadn’t heard. Call him the 3rd OG in this game, after Rúben Dias […]
England vs Scotland
England 0. Scotland 0. Zeroes up at Wembley Stadium. A valiant effort for the Scotsmen. An underwhelming outing for the Three Lions. Roaring first game but Southgate ball is beginning to look tame. No midfield progression, little creativity in attack, slow build-up. James to Stones. Stones to Mings. Mings to Rice. Rice to Shaw. And […]
England vs Croatia
England 1. Croatia 0. The Three Lions came out roaring. Gareth Southgate got the pre-match headlines but the XI got the job done. After 10 attempts, England win their first opening game at a European Champonship. Everyone showed up. Kalvin Phillips monsterclass. That Bielsa murderball training creates killers. We’re calling Pirlo the ‘Fettuccine Phillips’ after […]
Italy vs Turkey
Italy 3. Turkey 0. The two dark horses with the grand national opening but it was the Azzurri who raced away. Cooked Turkey like it’s Christmas. Our predicted winners dropped a statement win. Immobile leading the line with a goal and an assist. Spinazzola spinning Çelik on the left flank. Jorginho controlling the tempo like […]